Roland Mouret effect. K-vs-K pt. 3

Kim vs Kate again…

So I saw the quote about kates dress but I never got a chance to read the article but it seems like Roland Mouret handed Kate a compliment then threw a pie in her face. He is saying what everyone else is but in a nicer way. The “Kate effect” really doesn’t have that much of an effect on sales as her PR team would like us to believe. Could it be the fact that most average women a.) Have a budget, b.) Have some kind of shape? Kim may seem like the winner of the fake game so far but more women have at least one or two things that they can relate with Kim rather than Kate.

Tally:
1. Both are 12 wks
2. Both have pimps as moms
3. Both try hard to be someone
4. Etc., too many to type on my phone.

Kim wins this round.

Kim 1 Kate 2 ( she announced her pregnancy first)

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4 thoughts on “Roland Mouret effect. K-vs-K pt. 3

  1. 5. Kim’s sex tape shows plenty of “t and a”–in your face. Waity’s sex tape includes a breakfast buffet–two fried eggs and a short stack of pancakes served along side a healthy portion of pork sausage.
    Kanye gets to grab his breakfast from behind and chow down to his heart’s delight. Billy has meager offerings and fills his belly with egg whites and dry toast.

    Kanye-1 Billy-0

    In case you are wondering, Kate’s breasts look like fried eggs, her butt’s as flat as a pancake and Willy, well…I guess he’s the sausage.

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