Royal Photographer

Catherine is always smiling and it’s a very natural smile, which doesn’t seem forced like you get with a lot of high-profile figures. She also has taken to royal convention well, with a natural poise and grace, while choosing clothes which show off her style. She has a lot going for her – she’s pretty, very natural and is always so well-presented. I have taken thousands of photos of her from all angles and I can say that she hardly ever looks bad or miserable in photos. She has a great smile and that’s what the public associate with her.

- Royal Photographer Sam Hussein
All i can do is laugh at this, and wonder did this guy get paid extra money to say this. Kate has poise (no), grace (definitely not), smile that isn’t forced ( wrong again).  Notice how he runs out of things to say about her and brings up clothes, which is the only the anyone can say about her. Its really bad. The poise and grace part was in the job description he just decided to repeat it because he doesn’t know anything else about Lazy.  what do you guys think, was he paid extra or is Kate really like he says?

Cambridge’s Family Portrait

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well have you seen the new family portrait? This was released the same day Will and Kate decided to come out of hiding to attend a wedding. Which are really one the few things they are consistent with, if only attending a friends wedding was considered work. Everything about this photo looks natural until you get to Kate. She looks miserable, we haven’t seen this forced, I don’t wanna do this smile in a while. I was disappointed when i read an article granted it was from the dailymail, i was still pissed.

“Never before has a Royal portrait beckoned to an audience with quite the same promise of effortless informality.”

Um, what? Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip did the same pose with their two oldest when they were still kids. Its so annoying that tabloids make it seem like will and Kate are the first to do anything at all. Anyways the most important part of this portrait is Prince George, he is actually adorable and probably giving Will and Kate hell. What do you guys think?

 

Happy Family

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Which British Royal are you?

OMG! Batman why does this exist, i couldnt stop laughing because i took it to see which one i would and i got Prince George. I’m really confused about why George is even on this list the world has seen him a couple of time and know nothing about his personality. Anyways i actually found someone that got Duchess of Cambridge and whole paragraph sent me rolling. Its all lies i tell you all lies, take a look…

The Duchess of Cambridge:

Your motto in life? Work hard and be nice to people. You’ve always been a polite, sweet person, but you’re also motivated to achieve your goals. For fun, you like to take walks and read a good book, and you consider your family to be among your best friends. While you still enjoy a night out on the town and life’s simple pleasures, you’ve come to appreciate the luxuries life can offer.

LMAO!!!!

I highly dought that Kate’s motto in life is to work hard, more like hardly work. I do wonder if the person that created this and wrote up each royal member was laughing when he/she wrote Kate’s “motto”. Well if you want to take the test here it is, i would love to know who you get if you do.

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Dinner, Donation, and a Doctor

So apparently Will and Kate went to a dinner last night for their charity, oh and Prince Harry. Seriously, I feel really bad for Prince Harry because if was to attend this dinner by himself then no one would have mentioned, like no one talked about him playing in the Invictus Games. The tabloids piss and shit bricks when Will and Kate are even mentioned.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry last night attended their charitable foundation’s chairman’s dinner at Buckingham Palace.

@RE_DailyMail (via britishroyals)

Then we get to today were Prince William honors the doctor that birth Prince George. He is doing these more and more which is good but there could be more. The doctor did not reveal what he spoke to Will about, which I honestly think is a really awkward question especially seeing as though the thing the two men have in common is seeing Kate’s bits.

Then lastly I came across an article about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge giving an unexpected 5k donation to Rhyl Flood Appeal. The thing I find interesting is that a one night stay at Maldives cost more than 6k. I found it to be completely rude, these two brats go on a trip where the stay cost more than 6,000 per night and you come back and decide to kiss ass and ask for forgiveness by donating only 5k. Here’s and idea Will and Kate the next charity you donate to you should match the final cost of your vacation and donate that amount.

What are your thoughts on today’s events so far?

Irish Guard

Will and Kate came back from their vacation just in enough time to grace us with their presence. Today they attended the Irish Guard barracks for St. Patricks day something they have been doing since they were married and probably will continue so long as the booze is free.

Ray Kidd, 72, a former regimental cook, said: “I asked him if he’d bring George next time and he said ‘yes that’s a good idea, I’ll try and get him fitted for the uniform’.

Prince William said today that “one is enough at the moment” little prince is “very busy crawling and eating”.

I really can’t say much about this appearance because the only thing to talk about is her clothes, which i must say she found a coat in green at an appropriate length. The dolly curls seem to have been thrown out of the window only to allow you to be still annoyed by her hair still. It looks so messy like she woke up hungover and decided to come outside. I have noticed that she doesn’t play in her hair as much when the damn curls aren’t there. I notice in the second video how lost Kate is she looks like she doesn’t know what up and whose who, there was no guidance from William at all. What else can i say, they look nicely tan, thanks Kate for not flashing us? ummm… There’s nothing happening here, sorry i can’t do any fluff. I have a headache after seen this. Have a Good Day.

January – Present Day 2014

Its a new year that means new Will and Kate right, no. Actually they are up to their same lame as tricks. Its really bad when the palace releases a statement about Kate taking on more work in the new year without Will and she goes back to what she does best. My gut feeling tells me that this girl walks around that house in the nude with nothing but dolly curls and her jimmy choos on. Poor servants and prince George (not for long because she’ll pass him off to the nearest Spanish nanny she can find).

Will and Kate first outing was in Kensington Garden while pushing Prince George around, they’ve never looked happier.

But then the real Prince William showed up to Cambridge Univiersity (which is were i want to go to study anthropology) and toured the campus he will be attending for 5 – 10 weeks. Its was a made up course fit for a Prince, i’m sorry i cant type about this bs any more. Here’s a video and some pictures.

January 07, 2014

Prince William arrives at Cambridge University

The Duke of Cambridge has arrived at St John’s College, Cambridge, where he is set to begin a course in agricultural management.

Prince William has met with PhD students whom he will be sharing group seminars with on a bespoke course at St John’s College, Cambridge University.

The course is part of the executive education programme at the university, and will prepare him for his inheritance of the Duchy of Cornwall estate.

According to the report in the Cambridge News, the modules he is expected to study include farming and supply chains, rural and planning policy, site management, agricultural policy and conservation governance. He will also go on a number of field trips.

Next. 

Janurary 9th came around and everyone was shitting bricks because they were so concerned about Prince William making it back to LaLa Land in enough time to slip to Lazy Kate.

Meanwhile, what Prince William was heading back for a party without annoying Kate…

Princess Estelle (Queen of Sass) show everyone how to ski with class and style.

january 11th Princess Mary of Denmark went on a tour of by herself…

January 12th they gave Leo a Golden Globe just to fuck with him.

Zara Tindell came out to see her horse race and to also let us know she hasn’t popped yet. We wait.

Charolette came out and showed everyone that she is not crazy for attention like kate to loose an unhealthy amount of weight, and to also view the Cartier exhibition in Paris.

Princess Victoria bitched slapped everyone in the face by working with a sprang ankle she got while skiing.

Prince Harry came out to let everyone know that he still had his ginger beard and that him and Cressida could see one another from where they are standing.

this is what she should be doing instead

Princess Letizia attending a meeting. which is something Kate should do, attend a meeting that isn’t all flash and glamour show people that you are working even though you haven’t been to your charities in a year.

Prince Harry shaved his beard off : (  and showed off his face at the WWTW press conference.

This shit happened and the world made more sense afterwards.

Queen Maxima was seen humming the words to Beyonce song Flawless

Lupita Nyong’o became the name everyone had to say or else your world would fold in on you and destroy you.

Leo and Jonah did this to explain their bromance.

We got a copy of what Will and Kate were doing the whole month of January.

Beyonce did this…

Macklemore looked like this…

Beyonce served up this…

And this Macklemore fiance felt like this…

Princess Eugenie is doing what adults her age do going to Faberge Big Egg Hunt Cocktail Countdown and figuring things out.

Feburary (I added fluff to January because neither Will or Kate did anything for that whole month):

Tatiana and Andrea Casiraghi got married.

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The we have Kate doing what she loves and does best holiday-ing. (credit: Popsugar.com)

Then Will and Harry apparently went to hunt for wild boar, after announcing their involvement in protecting these animals and others from cruel hunters. The girl in the picture is Jecca Craig, that right ex-girlfriend of Wills she was apparently the only female with them.

Prince William Leaves Town With Harry and a Former Flame

Meeting up: Wills and Jecca Craig were in Spain earlier this month. The socialite could host the Royal couple

Princess Anne went to the Sochi Olympics only so she could say i read a book in Sochi.

Princess Madeline gave birth to her daughter Princess Leonore

Feburary 11th Kate attended the Portrait Gala and Queen Elizabeth decided she would loan her a necklace. Her damn her ruins the beauty of the necklace, and the constipated look she has on her face.

Prince William attended  United for Wildlife Symposium at the Zoological Society (after coming back from hunting boar).

Princess Madeline thanked everyone for the well wishes and showed she was loosing weight like a normal person (cough: Kate).

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Prince Charles, Prince William, and Prince Harry attended Illegal Wildlife Trade on February 13th.

Prince Harry and William February 14th help protect Datchet Green petrol station from the rising flood waters of the River Thames., notice how Harry is standing out in the rain unlike diva William.

And Kate made an appearance on Valentines day as well for the opening of ICAP Art Room.

Please note that Kates outfit cost around $15,000

She went walking in Kensington Gardens again.

Prince William attended the British film awards without Kate. what she passed up a glamourus event.

Zara showed up to the races with baby Mia.

Queen Elizabeth and Kate attended a reception of the Queens patronage Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts.

Zara and Mike showed Will and Kate how to take a family photo.

Princess Eugenie looks like she is coming along great in New York attending amfAR Gala

The the Oscars came in to distract us from the lazy duo…

Ellen tweeted this, and shut twitter down for a moment.

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James Franco did this…

Lupita won an oscar and said this…

While Chiwetel Ejiofor, Angelina Jolie and Benedict Cumberbatch got teary eyed during her speech…

Ellen forced everyone to eat at least one meal for that day and ordered pizza…

In the end Leo didn’t win the performances by other actors surpassed his.

MARCH:

March 1st Will and Kate came out of hiding to do a little partying, pizza and maybe some karaoke. Notice how Will has the i’m to drunk to care right now look and forgot he was married to a turtle. Then take a look at Kate’s oh geez Will the cameras saw everything damn it hes already in the car look.

KATE MIDDLETON AND PRINCE WILLIAM ‘JET OFF FOR RELAXING BREAK IN THE MALDIVES AHEAD OF ROYAL TOUR ‘

So i don’t care that they went on a relaxing vacation before the tour without Prince George. But the real concern is most moms cant separate themselves from their children that early on, he’s not even a year old yet. Is he annoying them already. Then they go on this trip after both just came from one, she was with her family and he was with his brother, and ex-girlfriend. Whats really sad is they are going to take another vacation after the royal tour. Maybe i should become rich so i can see what they keep going for at these expensive ass locations. Here’s something i find funny. A.) you have to book trips to Maldives weeks in advance, so why not work your ass off until that time comes. B.) I’m a fan of the British show The Only Way Is Essex (TOWIE), i one of their episodes from this season everyone was talking about their trip to Maldives. Its been said Kate is a fan of the show, so was she doing what she does best and being a follower with no original thoughts. I’m just saying, well you should take a look yourself at where these two dimwits are staying. (Maldives)

Because of the backlash of this unesscary vacation Prince Harry and his so-called girlfriend Cressida Bonas had to put on a show.

First stop leaving the Ivy with her sister Isabella (Prince William Ex-girlfriend), and Sam Branson.

Then Harry played volleyball at the Invictus games

Then came the PDA at WE Day UK.

People were annoyed that she knew how to braid her hair and decided to do so at the event.

Then Prince Andrew stepped in and said he’s going to creep us all out…

His new girlfriend who is way of 28 use to date George Clooney and still lives at home. I can’t make heads or tails with these two, is he doing this so he can say hey mom you said i couldn’t be with Sarah so how about this. I give you Monika Jakisic who is 33 and a model. Next….

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Then Pippa Middleton showed up to Memorial Service for Sir David Frost, and everyone was trying to figure out why the hell was she there and how did she know David Frost. Princess Beatrice and her mother Sarah were also there.

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And today, in another post…

November – December 2013 Recap

This was a funny last two months, especially with Kate using giving birth several months ago as a reason to not do any work. And when she did come out of her parents home the papers said she was working while still on maternity leave. What?!

I can remember if i ever posted about this but back in October Lazy Kate attended the 100 Women Hedge Fund. What could she possibly talk about with women who have done something with their lives and degrees. Oh i know how bout the only thing they all have in common Prince George. I’m not saying she shouldn’t bring up her first child or anything but it just seems so fake to me. Watch the video below and tell me what you think. Also it looks like someone (probably Middletons they have horrible taste) gave her a push present it looks tacky in the picture that probably why we haven’t seen it since.

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Source: 100 Women in Hedge Funds Facebook

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I last posted about the Lazy Duchess and her twirling her hair during Remembrance Day November 10, 2013:

November 7th The Lazy Due participated in Poppy Day. Can i just add that she looked miserable and probably through a hissy fit when Will told her she could miss this. Smile Kate you have the one of the easiest jobs in the world. I’ve posted a video of the day as well so you can see how much she did want to be there.

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Source: AFP Photo/Carl Court/PA Wire

November 19th The Duo visited Only Connect, the only comment i have about this visit is that the press was rude to say that Will and Kate had to watch some performers twerk. That wasn’t twerking that was a form art. Here”s a video of their visit.

November 20th Kate actually visited one her charities Place2Be. She tried she really did, no hair her face a nice professional jacket, gloves, and then you get to her skirt. Tisk tisk Kate on a windy rainy day you decided a pleated skirt would go perfectly with the outfit and weather. Sometimes i just tell myself that she is really that simple minded, but then again that no excuse for one of the people that saw her walk out of the door that day and say hey really windy and rainy outside. I absolutely hate that the media keeps calling her dumb moments Marilyn Monroe moment, please don’t insult the late Ms. Monroe. There is a difference between acting out a scene in a movie and real life. I wouldn’t be surprised in Marilyn and Princess Diana start haunting her because they are tired of being compare to her. I call these moments her thirsty moments, enjoy the video.

December 3rd attended a diplomatic reception. Apparently there are not suppose to be any pictures taken during these event but because Lazy Kate was attending she just needed the world to see that she wore a tiara. But we didn’t see the tiara we saw the tension between her and Will.

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In December the Lazy Duo attended two glitzy premiers. Once for the showing of Mandela: Long walk to Freedom and then again for a 3D movie premier at the Natural History Museum. With these two death seems to keep following in mysterious ways. First there was the nurse and then Mandela died while everyone was sitting in the theater watching the movie. The reason why i say these deaths are mysterious is because the nurse was already mentally unstable but then she had the gulit of accidentally talking to radio host and William filped shit. Then there is Mandela who we were told was doing great and wasn’t taking a turn for the worse by his own daughter.  I just hope these two don’t have to deal with a third death.

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This is one thing i will give Kate a pass on, who wouldn’t be fan girl-ing with Idris Elba standing in front of you. But i wish he facial expression didn’t result in him looking at her like”what the fuck”.

December 6th Kate finally visited Shooting Star Children Hospice, correct me if i’m wrong but this is the second time she’s visited this hospice. Not good, not good at all. But then again William and Kate always picks up their outings around chritmas just in time for that nice beach vacation paid for by the taxpayers. I’ll give Kate credit her she actually seemed like she was all there in the head while visiting. But the little girl in the video stole her spot light.

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December 11th William and Kate did double duty first showing up to the South Africa house the sign the Nelson Mandela book of condolences I will admit this was the most professional Kate has ever look, and she didn’t act like a tween that just meet One Direction.  Then that night they both showed up to the Natural History museum for showing of a 3D movie. These two really like movie premieres, the internet freaked out when she put on 3D glasses and didn’t look like a freak of nature. Of course she would majority of the world that watches 3D movies with the glasses look like normal people. So i’m posting a video of the movie premier, is it me or does it look like she asked William if she looked good in her glasses.  I personally vote this dress, the wedges and the skinny jeans to burned at the stake.

    

James Middleton invested his time and money he doesn’t have in something stupid.

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Pippa Middleton wore this, and thats it.

Carole Middleton did the most awkward and annoying thing.

In other Royal News:

Prince William played volleyball and managed to NOT show his belly button. The world was disappointed because they wanted to see if he bounced back from his pregnancy.

Kate managed to wear black eyelet dress to an event again, only to make you think she nude underneath. i wouldn’t be surprised.

Harry went and came back from Antarctica, he grew a sexy ginger beard and reminded everyone what Christmas about.

Princess Beatrice moved to New York to work for her auctioning company she was with in London, she tried to blend into the crowd at a basketball game. 

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King Williem-Alexander and Queen Maxima went on a 7-day tour of Dutch Antillen, Aruba.

Queen Maxima went on a tour in Ethopia.

Zara and Princess Madeline were both about to burst in December, but still made time to come out and let the world know they were still alive.

12.10.13- Queen Rania, Princess Charlene, The Prince of Asturias, Crown Prince Haakon of Norway, and Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden attended the memorial service for Nelson Mandela in South Africa. 

Princess Charlene and Prince Albert made a couple of appearances my favorite was her flawless plaid skirt and black top. Showing some of these young royals wearing mini skirts in a freezing weather how to work it and still look fabulous and comfortable.

Beyonce released and album that made every musician rethink their lives.

Princess Mette-Merit had spinal surgery and final came out to show us all was well, while wearing tennis shoes.

Crown Prince  Haakon and Crown Princess Mette-Marit  attended the Norad Conference 2013 in Oslo (keeping it safe with the sneakers)

Queen Rania of Jordan joined Instagram and showed us how deep the snow was.

@queenrania: Back to the office… With some difficulty! #Amman #Jordan

Kerry Washington made a funny.

Charlotte Casiraghi gave birth to a boy she named Raphael.

Queen Silvia celebrated her birthday, and it was fit for a Queen.

Princess Beatrice took on more royal duties than Will and Kate could do in 10 years.

Fred and Sophie had a christening for their beautiful daughter Maud.

Princess Estelle showed us she is still Queen of Sass.

Singer Adele recieved an MBE from Prince Charles.

Will and Kate decided to let the world know that their marriage is just as boring as we all think by holding hands and nothing else. But the rest of the family looked great.

Prince William did what any person would do in their right mind and caressed Prince Harry’s ginger beard. It looks so soft.

The two Princes also played socker which is something they do every year after Christmas.

The Queen released her Christmas message, with an appearance by Prince George. This was probably done to let the world know that Kate does know his name, but may sometimes get him confused with Lupo the dog.

William did his first investiture.

Princess Sophie of Wessex held a reception for the anniversary of Doctor Who. The internet stated that she purposely didn’t invite Will and Kate who are fans of the show because she was made Prince George godmother.

Prince Charles and Camilla Duchess of Cornwall went on a tour of India.

A hospital let Prince William opporate on someone.

Sorry

Hello again everyone i am so sorry about not updating this blog. Things have been interesting to say the least, every time i get on my password is different from when i set it up originally. It just got really annoying having to keep changing my password. But i am back and will be doing updates.